👇 Hire this American for your Julbord / Christmas Party 👇

Sweden, you need to Hire me for your Julbord (Christmas Party).

It is Julbord season, and you know what that means -- an awkward evening spent with colleagues boring each other to tears about your planned ski trips and summer vacations.

Meanwhile, all the non-Swedes cluster together and ask ChatGPT to identify some of the weird foods and translations of those drinking songs. 🤷‍♂️

Without the alcohol, no one has a great time, and Skatteverket really cracks down on alcohol and company expenditures.

What you need is an American -- someone who can carry a conversation, share candid opinions (even who they voted for -- oh no!!), and generally make the evening interesting.

Don't sleep on this. My calendar will fill up.

OMG, You are a genius, Sam. I didn't know I needed this in my life. What will it cost?

I'm glad you asked.

This is a B2B expense, so the price is 10,000 kr 5,000 + VAT for 4-hour evening.

I offer some extras:

• Unsolicited opinions, largely informed by having read only the New York Times or watching Alex Jones (a Christmas Grab bag!)
• MAGA version: Where spicy politics is on the table (+2500 sek)
• Real Tex-Mex salsa, not that crap from Santa Maria (+500 sek / 250ml)

Yes, I'm this serious 👆👆👆

Availability

If you see an open slot, then it can be yours.